1 00:00:09,567 --> 00:00:11,333 YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS TRY TO DO THE RIGHT THING. 2 00:00:11,433 --> 00:00:15,000 YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY? IF IT FEELS GOOD, DO IT. 3 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:18,133 HERE ARE SOME TIPS THAT WILL HELP YOU STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 4 00:00:18,233 --> 00:00:19,967 WANT TO KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN? 5 00:00:20,067 --> 00:00:20,967 LISTEN UP. 6 00:00:21,067 --> 00:00:22,767 ALWAYS GO TO BED ON TIME. 7 00:00:22,867 --> 00:00:25,933 STAY UP ALL NIGHT TILL LIKE 4:00 IN THE MORNING. 8 00:00:26,033 --> 00:00:27,767 NEVER MISS CLASS. 9 00:00:27,867 --> 00:00:28,767 WHEN THE TEACHER'S NOT LOOKING, 10 00:00:28,867 --> 00:00:30,767 CLIMB OUT THE WINDOW. 11 00:00:30,867 --> 00:00:34,267 ALWAYS DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE YOU WATCH TV. 12 00:00:34,367 --> 00:00:35,500 ALWAYS REMEMBER 13 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:39,200 TELEVISION IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN HOMEWORK. 14 00:00:39,300 --> 00:00:43,433 HEY, IS DRAKE TELLING YOU BAD STUFF? 15 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:47,500 OH, VEGETABLES? UNCOOL. 16 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:51,667 DRAKE! STOP POISONING THE YOUTH OF AMERICA! 17 00:00:51,767 --> 00:00:52,967 OK! 18 00:00:53,067 --> 00:00:54,200 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HOMEWORK. 19 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:57,200 EAT CANDY, WATCH TONS OF TV. 20 00:00:57,300 --> 00:01:00,133 ARE YOU GIVING THE PEOPLE A POSITIVE MESSAGE? 21 00:01:00,233 --> 00:01:01,767 YEAH! 22 00:01:01,867 --> 00:01:03,800 OK, POSITIVELY KEEP YOUR ROOM MESSY, 23 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:04,900 PLAY MUSIC LOUD, 24 00:01:04,967 --> 00:01:07,333 CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST. GOT IT? 25 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:08,633 DON'T BE A TROUBLEMAKER. 26 00:01:08,733 --> 00:01:10,567 DON'T BE A DORK. 27 00:01:14,967 --> 00:01:17,367 OK, YOU GET TO EAT CANDY AT EVERY MEAL 28 00:01:17,467 --> 00:01:18,367 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 29 00:01:18,467 --> 00:01:20,100 BUT YOU HAVE TO HAVE 7 OF YOUR FINGERS 30 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,100 SURGICALLY REMOVED. WOULD YOU DO IT? 31 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:23,700 DO I GET TO KEEP MY THUMBS? 32 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,500 ONE. 33 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:27,367 YEAH, I'D DO IT. 34 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:29,067 AAH! 35 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:31,067 HEY, THAT'S MRS. HAEFFER'S CAR. 36 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,500 WHAT'S IT DOING IN THE CLASSROOM? 37 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,400 OK, SOMEBODY HAS PULLED THE GREATEST PRANK EVER. 38 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:37,800 BUT HOW DID THEY DO IT? 39 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:40,133 [BELL RINGS] 40 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,733 I THINK THE PRANKSTER MUST HAVE DRIVEN THE CAR 41 00:01:42,833 --> 00:01:44,333 UP TO THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING, 42 00:01:44,433 --> 00:01:47,467 THREW IT INTO NEUTRAL, GREASED THE CAR WITH BUTTER, 43 00:01:47,567 --> 00:01:48,933 OR CORN OIL, 44 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,433 AND THEN SQUEEZED IT THROUGH THAT WINDOW. 45 00:01:52,967 --> 00:01:54,233 I HAVE A DIFFERENT THEORY. 46 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:56,933 OH? WHAT'S THAT, MINDY? 47 00:01:57,067 --> 00:01:58,533 WELL, I THINK WHEN YOU WERE A BABY, 48 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:00,043 YOUR MOTHER DROPPED YOU ON YOUR HEAD, 49 00:02:00,067 --> 00:02:01,733 THEN FED YOU A BOTTLE OF STUPID JUICE, 50 00:02:01,833 --> 00:02:03,833 THEN SUCKED YOUR BRAIN OUT WITH A VACUUM. 51 00:02:03,933 --> 00:02:06,133 OH, YEAH? WELL... 52 00:02:07,233 --> 00:02:08,400 OH, YEAH? WELL... 53 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:11,900 OH, YEAH? 54 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,067 GOOD COMEBACK, JOSH. 55 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:16,367 OH, YEAH? 56 00:02:18,667 --> 00:02:22,267 STUPID MINDY. SHE'S SO SMART. 57 00:02:22,367 --> 00:02:24,209 YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE SHE CAME IN FIRST AT THE SCIENCE FAIR 58 00:02:24,233 --> 00:02:25,300 AND YOU CAME IN SECOND. 59 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:27,967 I SHOULD HAVE WON, WHAT WITH MY BIG MAGNET. 60 00:02:28,067 --> 00:02:31,067 SHE CLONED HER OWN DOG. 61 00:02:31,100 --> 00:02:32,567 BIG DEAL. 62 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:34,967 LIKE THE WORLD NEEDS ANOTHER COCKAPOO. 63 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:36,833 JUST LET IT GO, MAN. 64 00:02:36,967 --> 00:02:38,400 IT WAS JUST A SCIENCE FAIR. 65 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,967 NO, SHE BEATS ME AT EVERYTHING. 66 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:43,833 I GET A 99 ON A TEST, SHE GETS 100. 67 00:02:43,933 --> 00:02:46,900 I RUN FOR CLASS PRESIDENT, SHE BEATS ME BY ONE VOTE. 68 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,267 I BRING TUNA FOR LUNCH, SHE BRINGS HAM. 69 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:50,267 SO? 70 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:53,333 HAM BEATS TUNA. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT. 71 00:02:55,067 --> 00:02:57,043 Drake: HERE COMES HAEFFER. WHEN SHE SEES HER CAR IN HERE, 72 00:02:57,067 --> 00:02:58,833 SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE. 73 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:00,433 Haeffer: SORRY I'M LATE, CLASS. 74 00:03:00,533 --> 00:03:03,267 I HAD MY CAR STOLEN LAST NIGHT AND... 75 00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,233 I JUST FOUND IT. 76 00:03:07,767 --> 00:03:11,100 HMM. THAT'S INTERESTING. 77 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,300 WELL, I'll GO TELL THE PRINCIPAL. 78 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:16,533 THAT MY CAR IS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CLASSROOM. 79 00:03:18,733 --> 00:03:21,133 HMM. NO EXPLOSION. 80 00:03:21,233 --> 00:03:23,867 Haeffer, shouting: MY CAR IS IN THE MIDDLE OF MY CLASSROOM! 81 00:03:23,967 --> 00:03:25,967 KABOOM. 82 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,500 ♪ I NEVER THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD BE SO SIMPLE ♪ 83 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:36,333 ♪ BUT I FOUND A WAY, I FOUND A WAY ♪ 84 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:41,067 ♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪ 85 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:43,867 ♪ SEE WHAT'S INSIDE ♪ 86 00:03:43,967 --> 00:03:51,100 ♪ IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO REALIZE ♪ 87 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:58,300 ♪ BUT IF YOU LOOK INSIDE, I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND ♪ 88 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,967 ♪ OVER YOUR SHOULDER YOU KNOW THAT I TOLD YOU ♪ 89 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:07,767 ♪ I'll ALWAYS BE PICKIN' YOU UP WHEN YOU'RE DOWN ♪ 90 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:14,467 ♪ SO JUST TURN AROUND ♪ 91 00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:18,233 ♪ WHOO ♪ 92 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:23,133 Haeffer: I WANT TO KNOW. 93 00:04:23,233 --> 00:04:26,067 WHO PARKED MY CAR IN THIS CLASSROOM, 94 00:04:26,133 --> 00:04:27,333 AND I WANT TO KNOW NOW. 95 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,633 SO, NO ONE WANTS TO TALK? 96 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:37,067 FINE. BECAUSE I WILL FIND OUT WHO DID THIS. 97 00:04:37,167 --> 00:04:40,267 AND WHEN I DO, DRAKE, 98 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:42,133 I WILL DO BAD THINGS TO HIM, 99 00:04:42,233 --> 00:04:44,867 VERY BAD THINGS. 100 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:47,267 I DIDN'T DO THIS, MRS. HAEFFER. 101 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,800 DID NOT DO IT. 102 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:52,967 ALL RIGHT, CLASS, TAKE YOUR SEATS. 103 00:04:54,867 --> 00:04:55,767 NOW, WOULD EVERYONE 104 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:58,400 PLEASE OPEN THEIR TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE... 105 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:01,167 DRAKE, JOSH, WHY AREN'T YOU SITTING? 106 00:05:01,267 --> 00:05:04,933 YOU'RE KIND OF PARKED IN OUR SPOTS. 107 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:07,700 THEN SIT IN THE CAR! 108 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:08,800 SHOTGUN. 109 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,500 [CAR ALARM] 110 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,267 Josh: OH, GEEZ. 111 00:05:13,367 --> 00:05:16,333 NICE GOING, JOSH. SMOOTH. 112 00:05:18,967 --> 00:05:20,967 [CAR ALARM STOPS] 113 00:05:21,967 --> 00:05:24,833 OOH. HELLO, SARA. 114 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:28,067 OBJECTS IN MIRROR MAY BE HOTTER THAN THEY APPEAR. 115 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,133 Haeffer: DRAKE! 116 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:31,100 STOP ENJOYING THE REFLECTION! 117 00:05:32,967 --> 00:05:34,800 HI. I'M FROM AAAA. 118 00:05:34,900 --> 00:05:38,100 I GOT A CALL TO REMOVE A CAR FROM AN ENGLISH CLASS. 119 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,167 THAT THE ONE? 120 00:05:40,267 --> 00:05:43,600 YES, IT IS. 121 00:05:43,700 --> 00:05:47,500 PLEASE, JUST GET IT OUT OF HERE. 122 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,800 ALL RIGHT, WHO CAN TELL ME... 123 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:52,300 [MACHINE NOISE] 124 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:54,543 [SHOUTING] WHAT WERE THE NAMES OF THE TWO FEUDING FAMILIES 125 00:05:54,567 --> 00:05:56,600 IN "ROMEO AND JULIET"? 126 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:04,600 [HONKS HORN] 127 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:06,167 STOP IT! 128 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,400 JOSH. 129 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:13,567 THE ANSWER IS THE MONTAGUES AND THE HATHAWAYS. 130 00:06:13,667 --> 00:06:14,767 Mindy: WRONG. 131 00:06:14,867 --> 00:06:17,500 I BELIEVE IT WAS THE MONTAGUES AND THE CAPULETS. 132 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,500 CORRECT. 133 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,500 BUT I HAD A BIG MAGNET! 134 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,667 SHE CLONED HER OWN DOG! 135 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:26,933 UH, EXCUSE ME. CAN I USE YOUR JACK? 136 00:06:27,067 --> 00:06:29,067 OH, IT'S IN THE TRUNK. 137 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,600 Haeffer: ALL RIGHT, NOW, WE KNOW THAT ROMEO. 138 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:36,733 WAS NOT ALLOWED TO SNUGGLE JULIET, 139 00:06:36,833 --> 00:06:39,600 NOT EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS, AND... 140 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,940 WHERE DID THAT JACKET COME FROM? 141 00:06:40,967 --> 00:06:42,700 IT WAS IN YOUR TRUNK. 142 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,200 HEY, DRAKE, THAT'S YOUR JACKET. 143 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:47,867 YEAH, IT WAS STOLEN OUT OF MY LOCKER A COUPLE DAYS AGO. 144 00:06:47,967 --> 00:06:50,800 OR DID YOU LEAVE IT IN THE TRUNK LAST NIGHT 145 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:53,500 WHEN YOU WERE PARKING MY CAR IN THIS CLASSROOM? 146 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:55,240 I TOLD YOU, MRS. HAEFFER, I DIDN'T DO THIS. 147 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,700 YOU ARE SUSPENDED, DRAKE PARKER. 148 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:57,800 WHAT?! SUSPENDED! 149 00:06:57,833 --> 00:07:00,367 COME ON, NOW, YOU HAVE... TO THE NURSE! 150 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:11,767 DID YOU DO IT? 151 00:07:11,867 --> 00:07:12,867 NO. WHY DID YOU DO IT? 152 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:14,900 I DIDN'T. 153 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:15,900 HOW DID YOU DO IT? 154 00:07:16,067 --> 00:07:17,107 I TOLD YOU, I DIDN'T DO IT! 155 00:07:17,133 --> 00:07:18,633 I SWORE ON MOM'S GRAVE. 156 00:07:18,733 --> 00:07:22,167 Mother: EXCUSE ME, STILL ALIVE HERE. 157 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:23,833 SORRY, IT'S AN EXPRESSION. 158 00:07:23,933 --> 00:07:25,267 MEGAN, OUT. 159 00:07:25,367 --> 00:07:26,733 ARE YOU GOING TO YELL AT DRAKE? 160 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:27,733 OUT! 161 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:28,833 FINE. 162 00:07:31,667 --> 00:07:33,800 BUT IF HE CRIES AND I MISS IT, 163 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:35,700 I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE HIM CRY AGAIN. 164 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:41,767 SO WE JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH YOUR PRINCIPAL. 165 00:07:41,867 --> 00:07:43,267 LOOK, I PROMISE YOU GUYS, 166 00:07:43,333 --> 00:07:45,467 I DID NOT PUT HER CAR IN THAT CLASSROOM. 167 00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,633 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 168 00:07:48,733 --> 00:07:51,233 WELL, YOU HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO ACT OUT. 169 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:52,800 LIKE WHEN? 170 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:55,333 YOU DROVE THE LAWN MOWER INTO THE LIVING ROOM. 171 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,900 BY ACCIDENT. 172 00:07:58,067 --> 00:08:00,567 YOU FILLED OUR SWIMMING POOL WITH LOBSTERS. 173 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:01,833 TO MAKE MONEY. 174 00:08:01,933 --> 00:08:03,833 SHOULD I MENTION THE STINK BOMB 175 00:08:03,933 --> 00:08:05,333 AT MY SISTER'S WEDDING? 176 00:08:05,433 --> 00:08:07,867 OH, COME ON, EVEN YOU HATE YOUR SISTER. 177 00:08:07,967 --> 00:08:11,467 LOOK, DRAKE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT WE BELIEVE, 178 00:08:11,567 --> 00:08:13,433 YOUR SCHOOL HAS RULES. 179 00:08:13,533 --> 00:08:16,500 SUSPENSION MEANS THAT YOU CAN'T GO ON YOUR CLASS SKI TRIP, 180 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,133 YOU CAN'T COMPETE IN THE TALENT SHOW. 181 00:08:18,233 --> 00:08:20,467 IT'S JUST SO UNFAIR! 182 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:21,700 I CAN'T BELIEVE MRS. HAEFFER 183 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,233 CAN JUST DECIDE I'M GUILTY. 184 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:24,333 SHE CAN'T! 185 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,467 WHAT? 186 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:28,133 ACCORDING TO MY POCKET-SIZED SCHOOL HANDBOOK. 187 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:31,133 ANY ACCUSED STUDENT CAN APPEAL HIS CASE 188 00:08:31,233 --> 00:08:32,667 BEFORE THE HONOR COUNCIL. 189 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:33,800 WHAT'S THAT? 190 00:08:33,833 --> 00:08:35,933 IT'S LIKE A COURT. A JURY OF STUDENTS 191 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:37,833 DECIDES WHETHER YOU'RE INNOCENT OR GUILTY. 192 00:08:37,933 --> 00:08:40,633 HOW WERE YOU GOING TO MAKE MONEY WITH LOBSTERS? 193 00:08:40,733 --> 00:08:42,633 FOCUS, WALTER! 194 00:08:42,733 --> 00:08:44,200 ALL RIGHT, JOSH, I WANT TO DO IT. 195 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:46,067 HOW DO I GO BEFORE THIS HONOR CLOSET? 196 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:50,067 WELL, FIRST, IT'S CALLED THE HONOR COUNCIL. 197 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:52,067 AND SECOND, I'VE ALREADY SUBMITTED YOUR CASE. 198 00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:53,367 OH, REALLY? THAT'S AWESOME! 199 00:08:53,467 --> 00:08:55,067 WE GO TO TRIAL IN TWO DAYS. 200 00:08:55,133 --> 00:08:56,067 THAT'S AWESOME! 201 00:08:56,133 --> 00:08:57,400 AND I'M GOING TO DEFEND YOU! 202 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,233 OH, THAT'S NOT AWESOME. 203 00:09:03,967 --> 00:09:05,067 Boy: DRAKE, DRAKE! 204 00:09:05,167 --> 00:09:07,067 BOBBY BERNSTEIN FROM THE SCHOOL PAPER. 205 00:09:07,133 --> 00:09:08,067 ARE YOU INNOCENT? 206 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:09,433 YES, COMPLETELY INNOCENT. 207 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:10,800 DRAKE, IF YOU'RE SUSPENDED, 208 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:12,043 CAN YOU STILL TAKE ME TO THE PROM? 209 00:09:12,067 --> 00:09:13,476 HEY, I'M GOING WITH DRAKE TO THE PROM! 210 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,333 EXCUSE ME, DRAKE'S MY PROM DATE! 211 00:09:15,433 --> 00:09:17,333 [ALL SHOUTING] 212 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:18,867 GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS! 213 00:09:18,967 --> 00:09:21,400 OK, ONCE I PROVE DRAKE'S INNOCENCE, 214 00:09:21,500 --> 00:09:23,700 HE COULD TAKE ALL 3 OF YOU TO THE PROM. 215 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,800 [SQUEALING] 216 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:31,867 SO WHAT DO WE DO? 217 00:09:31,967 --> 00:09:35,567 JUST RELAX. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL. 218 00:09:39,933 --> 00:09:43,367 ACT TOUGH. THIS IS WAR. 219 00:09:43,467 --> 00:09:47,500 HEY, MRS. HAEFFER. YOU KNOW, YOU LOOK LOVELY IN LAVENDER. 220 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:48,867 OH, THANK YOU, JOSH. 221 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,867 YOU'RE LOOKING PRETTY SPIFFY YOURSELF. 222 00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:53,200 I HATE YOU, DRAKE. 223 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,433 MA'AM. 224 00:09:54,533 --> 00:09:56,333 SO, MRS. HAEFFER, 225 00:09:56,433 --> 00:09:58,393 I GUESS YOU'LL BE DEFENDING YOURSELF IN THIS TRIAL? 226 00:09:58,433 --> 00:10:01,267 NO, ACTUALLY ONE OF MY STUDENTS IS REPRESENTING ME. 227 00:10:01,367 --> 00:10:04,833 OH, REALLY? WELL, HE'S IN FOR A ROUGH TIME. 228 00:10:04,933 --> 00:10:09,267 I'VE COME PREPARED. GOT ME A BRIEFCASE. 229 00:10:09,367 --> 00:10:10,900 SO WHO'S GOING TO BE REPRESENTING YOU? 230 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,067 UH... OH, HERE SHE COMES NOW. 231 00:10:14,167 --> 00:10:16,167 HI, MRS. HAEFFER. 232 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:20,067 WOW, MINDY. TWO BRIEFCASES. 233 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:22,700 MINDY?! 234 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,080 YOU'RE REPRESENTING MRS. HAEFFER? 235 00:10:24,167 --> 00:10:25,167 THAT'S RIGHT, JOSH. 236 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:26,343 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE AGAIN. 237 00:10:26,367 --> 00:10:28,367 OH, NO. NOT THIS TIME. 238 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:30,500 I AM DONE LOSING TO YOU. 239 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:33,267 FACE IT, JOSH, YOU CAN'T BEAT ME AT ANYTHING. 240 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,333 OH, YEAH? 241 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:37,767 THUMB WAR! 242 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,733 1, 2, 3, 4, I DECLARE A THUMB WAR! 243 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:43,700 1, 2, 3, YOU LOSE. 244 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,567 LET GO OF MY THUMB! 245 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:49,333 COME ON, MRS. HAEFFER. TABLE'S RIGHT HERE. 246 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,467 THIS WON'T TAKE LONG. 247 00:10:51,567 --> 00:10:53,233 GOOD LUCK, JOSH. 248 00:10:53,333 --> 00:10:54,700 I HATE YOU, DRAKE. 249 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:57,100 MA'AM. 250 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,033 SHE HURT MY THUMB. 251 00:11:06,067 --> 00:11:08,067 [NO SOUND] 252 00:11:09,433 --> 00:11:13,667 ALL RIGHT, THIS MEETING OF THE HONOR COUNCIL WILL NOW BEGIN. 253 00:11:13,767 --> 00:11:14,667 DRAKE PARKER. 254 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:17,767 YOU ARE ACCUSED BY MRS. HAEFFER 255 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:21,067 OF PUTTING HER CAR INTO A CLASSROOM. 256 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:24,109 IF YOU'RE FOUND GUILTY BY THE JURY, 257 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:26,067 YOU ARE GOING TO BE SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL. 258 00:11:26,167 --> 00:11:28,067 AND IF I'M FOUND INNOCENT? 259 00:11:28,167 --> 00:11:29,667 YEAH, RIGHT. 260 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,133 ALL RIGHT, WE WILL NOW HEAR 261 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,467 AN OPENING STATEMENT FROM THE DEFENSE. 262 00:11:36,167 --> 00:11:37,067 YOU'RE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 263 00:11:37,167 --> 00:11:38,167 YEAH. 264 00:11:38,233 --> 00:11:40,367 I SPENT ALL LAST NIGHT STUDYING LEGAL TALK. 265 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:41,567 WATCH THIS. 266 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:43,900 THANK YOU, MR. THOMPSON. 267 00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:46,100 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, 268 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:50,200 MY CLIENT, DRAKE PARKER, HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS "PARTY A," 269 00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:53,467 CANNOT HAVE COMMITTED SAID ACT OF MALFEASANCE. 270 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:57,800 NAY, IN THIS TRIAL, I SHALL RENDER BOTH HABEASES AND CORPUSES... 271 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,233 I WILL BEGIN MY ARGUMENT 272 00:11:59,333 --> 00:12:03,067 BY EXAMINING THE PLAINTIFF'S ERRONEOUS CLAIM... 273 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,133 I REQUEST THAT YOU EXAMINE AND ANALYZE 274 00:12:05,233 --> 00:12:07,700 ALL OF THE MOTIONS AND INJUNCTIONS, 275 00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:11,467 AND COME TO A DECISION EX POST FACTO. 276 00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:15,067 I WILL ARGUE MY CASE THROUGH A SERIES OF DEFENSES 277 00:12:15,133 --> 00:12:17,500 STARTING WITH ARTICLE ONE... 278 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:20,967 WHICH BRINGS ME TO POINT NUMBER 17, SUBSET A. 279 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:23,067 [AIR HORN BLOWS] 280 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,920 JOSH, THAT'S ENOUGH OF AN OPENING STATEMENT, 281 00:12:26,067 --> 00:12:26,900 DON'T YOU THINK? 282 00:12:27,067 --> 00:12:30,067 BUT I WAS JUST... [HONK] 283 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,167 MINDY, YOU HAVE THE FLOOR. 284 00:12:31,267 --> 00:12:33,300 Mindy: THANK YOU. 285 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:34,433 UNLIKE MY OPPONENT, 286 00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:36,433 I'll MAKE MY OPENING STATEMENT SHORT AND SWEET. 287 00:12:36,533 --> 00:12:38,067 DRAKE'S GUILTY. I'll PROVE IT. 288 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:39,067 WHO WANTS SUSHI? 289 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:41,533 [APPLAUSE] 290 00:12:41,600 --> 00:12:42,676 BUT THAT'S NOT FAIR! DO SOMETHING! 291 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,600 OH, RIGHT. 292 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:46,333 UH, MR. THOMPSON? I OBJECT. 293 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,967 MINDY CAN'T BRING IN SUSHI. 294 00:12:48,067 --> 00:12:49,400 [CHEWING] OVERRULED. 295 00:12:50,667 --> 00:12:51,733 Thompson: HEY, CAN I HAVE. 296 00:12:51,867 --> 00:12:52,967 A SPICY TUNA ROLL, PLEASE? 297 00:12:53,067 --> 00:12:54,067 Waiter: HAI! 298 00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:57,233 THANK YOU. OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S THE BEST ONE. 299 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:07,433 THIS IS BOBBY BERNSTEIN FOR THE SCHOOL NEWS. 300 00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:08,633 I'M HERE WITH JOSH NICHOLS, 301 00:13:08,733 --> 00:13:10,013 WHO'S DEFENDING HIS BROTHER DRAKE 302 00:13:10,067 --> 00:13:12,733 IN THE BIGGEST HONOR COUNCIL TRIAL OF THE YEAR. 303 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:13,833 JOSH, TELL ME, 304 00:13:13,933 --> 00:13:15,900 WHY DO YOU THINK YOU LOST THIS CASE? 305 00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:20,067 I DIDN'T LOSE. THE TRIAL'S STILL GOING ON. 306 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:21,633 THIS IS GOING TO AIR NEXT WEEK. 307 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,333 YEAH, BEAT IT, BERNSTEIN! 308 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,833 ALL RIGHT. MINDY, THE FLOOR IS YOURS. 309 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,900 FOR MY NEXT WITNESS, 310 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:32,200 I'D LIKE TO CALL THE DEFENDANT, DRAKE PARKER. 311 00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:35,333 JUST BE COOL. DON'T LET HER RATTLE YOU. 312 00:13:35,433 --> 00:13:37,067 RIGHT. GOT IT. 313 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:39,133 OH, WAIT, WAIT. FIX YOUR COLLAR. 314 00:13:39,233 --> 00:13:41,067 IT WILL IMPRESS THE JURY IF YOU LOOK NICE. 315 00:13:44,933 --> 00:13:46,467 JOSH, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME. 316 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:47,767 JUST ONE SEC. 317 00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,260 Mindy: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, 318 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,767 I HAVE HERE EXHIBIT A: DRAKE'S ENGLISH NOTEBOOK. 319 00:14:02,867 --> 00:14:05,867 YOU'LL NOTICE IT CONTAINS NO NOTES. NO. 320 00:14:05,967 --> 00:14:08,633 ONLY THE DISTURBING SCRIBBLINGS OF A BOY POSSESSED. 321 00:14:08,767 --> 00:14:11,100 THOSE ARE PERSONAL! 322 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:13,800 YOU CAN'T SHOW EVERYONE HIS DOODLES! 323 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,900 DOODLES. 324 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:19,667 MR. THOMPSON, THIS NOTEBOOK IS DIRECTLY RELEVANT TO THIS CASE 325 00:14:19,767 --> 00:14:21,967 AS IT SHOWS DRAKE'S TRUE FEELINGS ABOUT MRS. HAEFFER. 326 00:14:22,067 --> 00:14:24,800 OH, I'll ALLOW THAT, YEAH. 327 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:28,313 I'VE TAKEN SOME OF DRAKE'S DRAWINGS AND ENLARGED THEM 328 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:32,167 SO YOU CAN ALL SEE THE INNER WORKINGS OF HIS TWISTED MIND. 329 00:14:32,267 --> 00:14:34,500 DRAWING NUMBER ONE. 330 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:36,233 CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHAT THIS IS? 331 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,633 AIRPLANE. 332 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:41,233 AND WHO IS THIS JUMPING OUT OF THE AIRPLANE? 333 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:43,533 MRS. HAEFFER. 334 00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:46,767 AND WHERE'S HER PARACHUTE? 335 00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:48,667 DIDN'T DRAW ONE. 336 00:14:48,767 --> 00:14:49,933 DIDN'T DRAW ONE! 337 00:14:51,267 --> 00:14:53,867 BUT THERE'S A LAKE BELOW. 338 00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:56,833 SO CLEARLY SHE WOULD LAND SAFELY IN THE WATER. 339 00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,067 REALLY? 340 00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:00,533 DRAKE, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS IN THE WATER? 341 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:04,200 HUNGRY ALLIGATORS. 342 00:15:05,233 --> 00:15:06,567 I SEE. 343 00:15:06,667 --> 00:15:07,833 DRAWING NUMBER TWO. 344 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:13,167 HERE WE SEE MRS. HAEFFER SMILING AND HOLDING AN UMBRELLA, 345 00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:14,167 BUT ABOVE HER... 346 00:15:14,267 --> 00:15:15,747 THAT'S NOT RAIN FALLING, IS IT, DRAKE? 347 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,300 NOT REALLY. 348 00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,167 WHAT IS IT? 349 00:15:19,267 --> 00:15:20,700 PIANO. 350 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:21,967 A PIANO! 351 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,700 WHAT'S HAPPENING TO MRS. HAEFFER HERE? 352 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,567 EATEN BY AN ELEPHANT. 353 00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:31,733 AND HERE? 354 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,633 STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. 355 00:15:35,633 --> 00:15:36,800 AND THIS ONE? 356 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:39,867 PROBED BY ALIENS. 357 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,700 [NO SOUND] 358 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,367 NO MORE QUESTIONS. 359 00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:55,233 NOW, DRAKE, WE KNOW FROM THE JANITOR'S TESTIMONY 360 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:57,133 THAT THE CAR WAS PUT INTO THE CLASSROOM 361 00:15:57,233 --> 00:16:00,533 SOMETIME BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 6 A.M. TUESDAY MORNING. 362 00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:01,533 RIGHT. 363 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,067 EXCUSE ME, BUT WHERE IS THIS GOING? 364 00:16:03,133 --> 00:16:06,267 IN YOUR FACE, THAT'S WHERE IT'S GOING! 365 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,767 DRAKE COULDN'T HAVE PULLED THAT PRANK 366 00:16:10,867 --> 00:16:11,767 BECAUSE WE SHARE A ROOM. 367 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,733 AND BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 6 A.M., 368 00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:16,600 HE WAS ASLEEP IN HIS BED. 369 00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:19,300 CLONE THAT ONE, MINDY! 370 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:22,867 MR. THOMPSON, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS FOR JOSH. 371 00:16:22,967 --> 00:16:23,967 BRING IT. 372 00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,767 MINDY, YOU MAY "BRING IT." 373 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,100 IS IT TRUE THAT I BEAT YOU 374 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,800 IN THE SCIENCE FAIR LAST YEAR? 375 00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:36,900 YES. 376 00:16:37,067 --> 00:16:38,676 WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THIS TRIAL? 377 00:16:38,700 --> 00:16:40,233 NOTHING, I JUST LIKE REMINDING YOU. 378 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,809 NOW YOU SAY THAT DRAKE COULDN'T HAVE PULLED THIS PRANK 379 00:16:43,833 --> 00:16:45,700 BECAUSE YOU WERE BOTH ASLEEP IN THE SAME ROOM 380 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,300 BETWEEN MIDNIGHT AND 6 A.M. 381 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:48,433 THAT'S RIGHT. 382 00:16:48,533 --> 00:16:50,600 BUT WHO'S TO SAY 383 00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,867 THAT DRAKE DIDN'T SNEAK OUT OF YOUR ROOM AFTER MIDNIGHT, 384 00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:53,967 WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, 385 00:16:54,067 --> 00:16:55,800 PUT MRS. HAEFFER'S CAR IN THE CLASSROOM, 386 00:16:55,900 --> 00:16:57,933 THEN RETURN TO YOUR ROOM BEFORE YOU WOKE UP? 387 00:16:58,067 --> 00:17:00,043 IMPOSSIBLE. IF HE HAD LEFT, 388 00:17:00,067 --> 00:17:01,067 IT WOULD HAVE WOKEN ME UP, 389 00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:03,333 BECAUSE I AM A VERY LIGHT SLEEPER. 390 00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,833 YOU'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER? 391 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,509 JOSH, ARE YOU AWARE THAT YOUR LITTLE SISTER MEGAN 392 00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:10,633 HAS HER OWN WEB SITE? 393 00:17:10,733 --> 00:17:12,167 YEAH. SO? 394 00:17:12,267 --> 00:17:14,509 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IF YOU'D ALL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS MONITOR, 395 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:18,633 I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU A VIDEO CLIP FROM MEGANPARKER.COM. 396 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,067 WATCH CLOSELY. 397 00:17:20,133 --> 00:17:22,333 HI, I'M MEGAN PARKER, AND THIS IS MY FRIEND ADDIE. 398 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:23,467 I'M HER FRIEND ADDIE. 399 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:24,867 WELCOME TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF... 400 00:17:24,967 --> 00:17:27,933 Both: "DOING STUFF TO JOSH WHILE HE SLEEPS!" 401 00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:30,500 THIS WEEK, WE'RE GOING TO FOCUS ON JOSH'S FACE. 402 00:17:30,567 --> 00:17:32,067 WE'RE GOING TO PUT STUFF ON IT. 403 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,600 FIRST, BOLOGNA. 404 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:38,900 NEXT, LIPSTICK. 405 00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:45,600 AND FINALLY... Both: A KITTY! 406 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:51,867 WHICH IS EXTRA FUNNY, BECAUSE HE'S ALLERGIC TO CATS. 407 00:17:53,867 --> 00:17:55,900 THAT CONCLUDES THIS WEEK'S EPISODE OF... 408 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:58,233 Both: "DOING STUFF TO JOSH WHILE HE SLEEPS." 409 00:17:58,333 --> 00:18:00,333 BYE! 410 00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:03,333 AS YOU CLEARLY JUST SAW, 411 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:05,700 JOSH NICHOLS IS NOT A LIGHT SLEEPER, 412 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:07,243 WHICH MEANS DRAKE OBVIOUSLY SNUCK OUT, 413 00:18:07,267 --> 00:18:08,400 PULLED THE PRANK, 414 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:10,933 THEN SNUCK BACK IN BEFORE JOSH EVEN KNEW HE WAS GONE. 415 00:18:11,067 --> 00:18:13,333 DRAKE, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 416 00:18:13,433 --> 00:18:14,667 I DIDN'T DO IT! 417 00:18:14,767 --> 00:18:16,500 OH, RIGHT. 418 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,767 SHE'S GOOD. 419 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,067 SO, I HEAR YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE. 420 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,433 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 421 00:18:30,533 --> 00:18:32,533 SCHOOL PAPER. 422 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,267 HEY, MY HAIR LOOKS PRETTY GOOD THERE. 423 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,367 SO, DRAKE, TELL ME! 424 00:18:36,467 --> 00:18:38,067 TELL YOU WHAT? 425 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,667 HOW YOU GOT HER CAR IN THAT CLASSROOM. 426 00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:41,333 DID YOU USE A RAMP UP TO THE WINDOW? 427 00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:43,533 OR WAS IT SOME TYPE OF HYDRAULIC LIFT? 428 00:18:43,633 --> 00:18:45,067 MEGAN, FOR THE LAST TIME, 429 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,800 I DID NOT PULL THAT PRANK. 430 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,333 I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW. 431 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:50,267 YEAH, YOU'RE NOT THAT SMART. 432 00:18:50,367 --> 00:18:52,267 THANK YOU. 433 00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:53,267 HEY! 434 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:55,533 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 435 00:18:55,633 --> 00:18:58,100 YEAH. 436 00:18:58,200 --> 00:18:59,733 HEY! 437 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:02,500 YOU KNOW WHAT? 438 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,167 I'M GOING TO LOOK INTO THIS. 439 00:19:04,267 --> 00:19:05,300 WHAT? 440 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,500 I'M GOING TO HELP YOU. 441 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,167 AND WHY ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME? 442 00:19:10,267 --> 00:19:11,367 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BROTHER. 443 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:14,100 AND I CAN TELL YOU'RE SAD AND SCARED AND UPSET, 444 00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:16,333 AND I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU THAT WAY 445 00:19:16,433 --> 00:19:17,633 UNLESS I CAUSE IT. 446 00:19:17,733 --> 00:19:19,700 OH, THANKS. 447 00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:23,200 HEY! 448 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,233 Mindy: SO IF YOU EXAMINE ALL OF THE EVIDENCE, 449 00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,933 YOU WILL SEE THAT THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT DRAKE PARKER 450 00:19:33,067 --> 00:19:34,209 IS GUILTY OF PULLING THIS PRANK 451 00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:36,133 AND DESERVES TO BE SUSPENDED. 452 00:19:36,233 --> 00:19:38,300 ALSO I BEAT JOSH IN THE SCIENCE FAIR LAST YEAR. 453 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,600 JUST SAYIN'. 454 00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:45,633 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, 455 00:19:45,733 --> 00:19:49,067 I AM NOT AN EMOTIONAL MAN. 456 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:52,133 BUT I WOULD GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH 457 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,433 TO PROVE THAT MY CLIENT, DRAKE PARKER, 458 00:19:54,533 --> 00:19:55,900 IS INNOCENT!! 459 00:19:56,067 --> 00:19:58,067 [CRUNCH] 460 00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,967 AW, GEEZ. 461 00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:04,600 JOSH, SIT DOWN, WILL YOU? 462 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,400 WE ALL KNOW DRAKE IS GUILTY. 463 00:20:07,867 --> 00:20:09,400 UH, BUT IT'S UP TO THE JURY. 464 00:20:10,267 --> 00:20:11,867 GUILTY. GUILTY. GUILTY. I THINK HE'S GUILTY. 465 00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:13,267 GUILTY. GUILTY. 466 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:17,800 MEGAN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 467 00:20:18,567 --> 00:20:19,833 JUST READ THIS. 468 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:26,467 UH, MR. THOMPSON? 469 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,133 CAN I JUST HAVE ONE MORE MINUTE? 470 00:20:28,233 --> 00:20:31,333 IT'S OVER, JOSH. I WON. AGAIN. 471 00:20:31,433 --> 00:20:33,167 MR. THOMPSON, MAY I? 472 00:20:33,267 --> 00:20:35,800 WELL, IF IT KEEPS ME FROM GOING HOME TO MY WIFE, 473 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,733 SURE, WHATEVER. 474 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,967 THANK YOU. 475 00:20:40,067 --> 00:20:42,333 I CALL MINDY CRENSHAW TO THE STAND. 476 00:20:42,433 --> 00:20:43,333 WHAT? 477 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:45,400 TO THE STAND, CRENSHAW! 478 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,800 CRENSHAW. 479 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:56,543 ALL RIGHT, COME ON, BOYS, LET'S GET TO IT. 480 00:20:56,567 --> 00:21:00,533 SO, MINDY, YOU DO VERY WELL IN SCHOOL, DON'T YOU? 481 00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:03,300 NUMBER ONE IN THE CLASS. JEALOUS? 482 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,167 WHAT'S YOUR GRADE POINT AVERAGE? 483 00:21:06,267 --> 00:21:07,467 I HAVE A 4.0. 484 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,500 SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU HAVE ALL "A" s? 485 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:10,967 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 486 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:14,400 Both: REALLY? 487 00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:19,133 BECAUSE WE HAPPEN TO HAVE A COPY OF YOUR TRANSCRIPT. 488 00:21:19,233 --> 00:21:20,767 AND YOUR GRADES. 489 00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,500 THAT'S WHAT TRANSCRIPT MEANS. 490 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:27,800 OH. 491 00:21:29,467 --> 00:21:30,867 SO LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR GRADES. 492 00:21:30,967 --> 00:21:32,567 YES, LET'S. 493 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:38,133 HMM. "A," "A," "A," "A," "A"... OH! 494 00:21:38,233 --> 00:21:39,500 WHOOPS! 495 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:42,467 DRAKE, WHAT DOES THAT LITTLE LETTER LOOK LIKE RIGHT THERE? 496 00:21:42,567 --> 00:21:45,733 OH, GEE, JOSH, I'M THINKING THAT'S A "B." 497 00:21:45,833 --> 00:21:48,200 OK, FINE, I GOT ONE "B." 498 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,500 YES, YOU DID. 499 00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,600 TWO YEARS AGO. 500 00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:53,100 IN A CLASS TAUGHT BY... 501 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,233 MRS. ALICE HAEFFER! 502 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,633 WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, MINDY? 503 00:21:58,733 --> 00:22:00,200 I SAY, "WHO CARES?" 504 00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:02,733 OH, I THINK YOU DO. 505 00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,100 I THINK YOU HAD A PERFECT STRAIGHT "A" AVERAGE 506 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,100 UNTIL ONE COURAGEOUS TEACHER GAVE YOU A "B," 507 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,800 AND YOU COULDN'T STAND IT. BE QUIET, JOSH! 508 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:11,200 IT ATE AWAY AT YOU, 509 00:22:11,267 --> 00:22:12,627 UNTIL YOU COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! 510 00:22:12,667 --> 00:22:13,567 REMEMBER THE SCIENCE FAIR! 511 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:14,833 SO YOU TOOK HER CAR APART, 512 00:22:14,933 --> 00:22:16,509 AND PUT IT BACK TOGETHER IN HER CLASSROOM 513 00:22:16,533 --> 00:22:17,533 TO GET EVEN! STOP TALKING! 514 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:19,400 YEAH, AND THEN YOU FRAMED ME. 515 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:20,900 ADMIT IT! TELL THE TRUTH! 516 00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:22,867 ALL RIGHT, I DID IT! YOU HAPPY?! 517 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:26,667 MINDY! HOW COULD YOU? 518 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,433 HOW COULD YOU GIVE ME A "B"? 519 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:29,576 I'M PERFECT, BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU. 520 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,500 [GAVEL BANGS] 521 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,767 MINDY, YOU'RE SUSPENDED. DRAKE, YOU'RE NOT. 522 00:22:33,867 --> 00:22:35,400 I'VE GOT TO GET SOME SOUP. 523 00:22:37,467 --> 00:22:39,067 ALL RIGHT, FINE, I DON'T CARE. 524 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,943 I DON'T NEED THIS PLACE. I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU. 525 00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:42,067 I HAVE A COCKAPOO 526 00:22:42,100 --> 00:22:44,967 AND AN EXACT CLONE OF THAT COCKAPOO. 527 00:22:46,467 --> 00:22:47,667 THAT'S TWO COCKAPI. 528 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:50,067 HOW MANY COCKAPI DO YOU HAVE, JOSH? HMM? 529 00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:52,967 OH, THAT'S RIGHT. NONE. 530 00:22:53,067 --> 00:22:54,267 ALL YOU'VE GOT IS A BIG MAGNET. 531 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,500 "OH, I'M JOSH. LOOK AT ME WITH MY BIG MAGNET." 532 00:22:58,567 --> 00:23:00,300 THAT'S RIGHT. CRENSHAW, OUT. 533 00:23:02,067 --> 00:23:03,467 SEE YOU, CRAZY. 534 00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:07,400 YOU DID IT, MAN. 535 00:23:07,467 --> 00:23:09,167 YEAH, WE DID. 536 00:23:09,267 --> 00:23:13,667 DRAKE, THIS ISN'T EASY FOR ME TO SAY, 537 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:17,167 BUT I WAS WRONG. I'M SORRY. 538 00:23:17,267 --> 00:23:19,267 THANK YOU, MRS. HAEFFER. 539 00:23:19,333 --> 00:23:20,543 YOU KNOW, I'M JUST ACTUALLY GLAD... 540 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:21,467 STILL HATE YOU. 541 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,733 I KNOW. 542 00:23:26,267 --> 00:23:28,200 THANKS FOR GETTING ME OUT OF THIS, MAN. 543 00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:29,567 I DEFINITELY OWE YOU. 544 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,833 OH, YEAH? HOW ARE YOU GOING TO REPAY ME? 545 00:23:31,933 --> 00:23:33,300 I'll THINK OF SOMETHING. 546 00:23:34,967 --> 00:23:36,167 I KNEW YOU WERE INNOCENT. 547 00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:37,167 I KNEW IT MORE! 548 00:23:37,267 --> 00:23:39,267 YOUR HAIR IS SO COOL! 549 00:23:43,900 --> 00:23:46,300 [NO SOUND] 550 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,300 OK! 551 00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:49,067 HE'S SO CUTE! 552 00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,200 CONSIDER US EVEN. 553 00:23:55,233 --> 00:23:56,233 LA LA! 554 00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:57,433 I KNOW. 555 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:03,700 HUNGRY ALLIGATORS. 556 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:07,900 I THINK DRAKE'S INNOCENT, 557 00:24:08,067 --> 00:24:10,667 AND CUTE. YOU DRAW SO COOL! 558 00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,400 THANK YOU. 559 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,833 WHO ARE YOU? 560 00:24:13,933 --> 00:24:15,243 YOUNG LADY, BACK TO YOUR SEAT, PLEASE. 561 00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:17,067 FREE DRAKE! FREE DRAKE! 562 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:18,800 I LOVE YOU. BYE! 563 00:24:21,367 --> 00:24:22,967 OK. 564 00:24:26,133 --> 00:24:27,300 Man: MMM!